Why Zidane headbutt Materazzi?


Why am I always tired?
Why am I so tired?
Why am I always hungry?
Why am I always cold?

Why buy new?
Why Boxing Day?
Why be happy when you could be normal?
Why bring a child into this world?

Why Christmas?
Why can’t I sleep?
Why can’t we be friends?
Why can’t I get pregnant?

Why do we yawn?
Why do we dream?
Why do cats purr?
Why do we have Christmas trees?

Why England slept?
Why energy is needed to melt ice?
Why evolution is true?
Why eat?

Why Facebook is bad?
Why fish on Friday?
Why finance?
Why for the glory of Satan of course!

Why go to university?
Why get married?
Why Georgia lyrics?
Why Goldman Sachs?

Why House of Fraser?
Why have you applied for this position?
Why have JLS split up?
Why has Holly changed in Hollyoaks?

Why is the sky blue?
Why is the sea salty?
Why is Santa red?
Why is my period late?

Why Jailbreak Apple TV?
Why Jailbreak iphone?
Why JLS split?
Why JP Morgan?

Why kill brian?
Why Kun Aguero?
Why Kill Brian in Family Guy?

Why love matters?
Why live?
Why law?
Why lyrics?

Why men cheat?
Why men fall in love?
Why my kid is crying?
Why men pull away?

Why not?
Why not Edinburgh?
Why nations fail?
Why not associates?

Why Obamacare is bad?
Why Oxford?
Why outsource?
Why Orwell matters?

Why PWC?
Why people smoke?
Why poverty?
Why people cheat?
Why quit?
Why questions?
Why quotes?
Why qualitative research?

Why should we hire you?
Why so serious?
Why study law?
Why should we recycle?

Why the whales came?
Why thank you?
Why teach?
Why this kolaveri

Why UBS?
Why use alliteration?
Why Linux?
Why use a lens hood?

Why Vicky left Geordie shore?
Why volunteer?
Why vote?
Why vegan?

Why was Nelson Mandela imprisoned?
Why won’t my iphone charge?
Why was the Berlin wall built?
Why was JFK killed?

Why xbox one is better?
Why xmas?
Why xbox one is better than PS4
Why xbox one sucks?

Why you want to work for River Island?
Why you want to work for us?
Why heff to be mad?
Why you no?

Why zebras don’t get ulcers?
Why zoos are good?
Why zoos should be banned?

Why Zidane headbutt Materazzi?

4 thoughts on “Why Zidane headbutt Materazzi?”

    1. you are like the blog police JM… at least he doesn’t text you your spelling mistakes canalways!

      and i agree this is brilliant, and the anxiety one is thought-provoking genius.

      i’m not sure why i think this is related but someone arrived at my blog with the google search “what is that game called with frizzy little things”, which I liked a lot!

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