I’m not sure why the endless stream of spam and scams that ends up in my junk folder keeps me amused.
Sometimes feel a bit ashamed as I wonder if I’m being racist having a certain image in my head of who is trying to scam me. Then I get a bit enraged that someone might be taken in by it.
But how can you not laugh whenever you get an email saying that you have $10,5000,000 waiting in the bank and that the head of the IMF (and President Obama) have managed to find space in an undoubtedly busy schedule to write you a lengthy email?
I have produced Christine’s lengthy and detailed email, I hope she doesn’t take legal action against me for producing a private email in public.
International Monetary Fund (IMF)
For: Investigation Bureau,
700 19th Street, N.W,
Washington, D.C. 20431 USA
I apologize if this email interrupts your privacy, but it very important that I inform you of the most recent development that has taken effect on the release of your Contract/ Inheritance fund, that was initially awarded in your favor. We are aware of your efforts to recover this fund into your account without success, therefore this arrangement has been finalized in your favor, so that you can finally receive your fund safely and with very much with ease.
Be informed that your contract/Inheritance fund valued $10,500,000.00 (Ten million five hundred thousand US Dollars) has successfully been released to the H.S.B.C International Trust Bank, (HSBC). The HSBC LONDON has confirmed the deposit of the $10,500,000.00 in your favor,to the United Nation and have requested that you contact them with your information immediately for the release of money to you. As soon as you receive this email, send the following information:
and a certified proof of ID
H.S.B.C International Trust Bank, (HSBC)
8 Canada Square, London E14 5HQ, UK.
It is very important that you send them your correct information, as your information would be properly verified before the release of the fund to you, upon the receipt of a United Nation Fund Ownership certificate, which would be issued to you after your information has been verified and certified. This is an important issue to avoid a replica of the false claim on this fund, that was previously made without your awareness. The H.S.B.C International Trust Bank, (HSBC) has also rejected a third party arrangement, to enable them release this money to you without compromise, that is to say they want you to contact them personally.
Hence, regardless of the dismay/trouble that you may have been through in the pursuit of your fund, I advice you not to disregard any part of this email. Rest assured that we are concerned about your well being and this arrangement is not only risk free but would be successfully completed in your favor, matters concerning your security has already been settled with the bank. I therefore advice you to disengage yourself with any other person/bank who has spoken otherwise, further association with them is at your own risk.
Prior to this effect, we were lucky to have had this done legally through the intervention of Mr. president (Barrack H. Obama) and the International Monetary Fund Foreign Debts Headquarters Clearance Unit Washington DC (IMF) in-conjunction with other concerned Europeans Financial Stake-holders/Authorities to pay you once you are able to set-up the account with the H.S.B.C Bank in London. You are hereby advised not to respond to anymore emails that is contrary to this vital information that we just passed to you and make sure you stop every communication from the listed banks used for fraudulent activities which is as follows: (The Skye Bank of Nigeria, U.B.A Bank, Security Courier Firms, Diplomatic Delivery Agents, African Development Bank, Office Of The Presidency, United-Nation Payment Offices Globally, Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN), and other offices you are already aware of ETC, so as to avoid you being penalized b y the authorities for! viol
Kindly Update me as soon as you have sent your information to Mr. Andrew D.James as required, I have told him that the beneficiary of the money would contact him soon therefore he is expectant of your email.
International Monetary Fund (IMF)